every year after you turn 17 you get further away from being the age of the dancing queen and that’s my least favorite thing about growing up

ah but when you turn 34 you’re two dancing queens and thus having twice the time of your life. and at 51 you become the dancing triumvirate and three golden crowns are forged in your honor

lots to look forward to

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Do you ever see something someone posted, and you’re just like NO YOU ARE WRONG but you think to yourself, “This isn’t the hill I want to die on” so you have to let it go?

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Myka Bering, S04E13: “The Big Snag”:

Skirt Suit: Red rayon with white accents
Shoes: Aerosoles, black leather with flower holes, mary jane style, 2.5” heels
Hat: Monica Viani, grey wool with brown/white feathers
Necklace: Carolee, ivory acrylic
Earrings: Carolee, ivory acrylic, clip-on

Fargo Episode Two


It took a lot of searching, but for those who haven’t seen episode 2 yet and really want to, here’s Fargo S1 Ep2 - The Rooster Prince 

If the link doesn’t work for you, drop me an ask and I can find you a new one! Enjoy <3 

Mr. Bingley is just what a young man ought to be.

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They love books….and each other, that too…


They love books….and each other, that too…

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Well this is both cool and depressing


Well this is both cool and depressing

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REALLY just wanna take this chance to remind the people who follow me to not kill/trap opossums if they’re in your yard, and do not call animal control! Seriously.

  1. Opossums are literally 100% BIOLOGICALLY INCAPABLE of carrying rabies. Their body temperature is too cool to incubate it properly.
  2. Opossums are actually quite gentle and NOCTURNAL, so if they’re roaming, they’ve probably gotten lost, been injured, and are looking for a place to hide.
  3. Young opossums tend to try to climb into garbage cans when they’re starving. This is because THEY ARE LITERALLY STARVING. Don’t fucking shoot them or hit them with things because you wanna be some fucking macho top-of-the-food-chain cocksucker.
  4. Mama possums are amazing mothers and if you encounter an “aggressive” opossum, it’s probably because she’s got babies hanging off her nipple and she’s freaking out. They’re clumsy. Sometimes they don’t hear you coming and  you catch each other off guard.
  5. Wanna lure an opossum off of your property? You can set up a box with some greens and cat kibble in it, hide it well, and lure them out that way. They’re actually quite harmless and keep other predators away. they eat lotsa gross stuff.
  6. Opossum mamas who get hit by cars often still have their helpless babies attached to them. Possums get a bad rep and people say they are “the dumbest animal”, but they are incredible creatures who have been around since the days of fucking dinosaurs so treat them well, okay?


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Phantom of the Opera themed Italian restaurant called ‘Pasta Point of No Return’

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The Animal Rescue Site


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