Posts tagged "The Lord of the Rings"

toalwaysbeme:

iguanamouth:

aliens arrive on earth but all they want to talk about is plants. scientists frantically question the aliens for days about secrets of space travel and civilization on other worlds but they always respond with “check out this fern”

 (nerfighterwhatevernumbers)

/SPITS DRINK

(via thetravelinghufflepuff)

ryan-the-riot:

My whole life is a Lord of the Rings phase

(via bookbenders)

thisis-my-note:

disgracefullyriversong:

cumber-kitty:

frodo in a t-shirt is odd and adorable at the same time

merry’s hair clip though

there is literally nothing I don’t like about this gif

thisis-my-note:

disgracefullyriversong:

cumber-kitty:

frodo in a t-shirt is odd and adorable at the same time

merry’s hair clip though

there is literally nothing I don’t like about this gif

(via i-aint-bovvered-deactivated2014)

My 5-year-old insists that Bilbo Baggins is a girl.

The first time she made this claim, I protested. Part of the fun of reading to your kids, after all, is in sharing the stories you loved as a child. And in the story I knew, Bilbo was a boy. A boy hobbit. (Whatever that entails.)

But my daughter was determined. She liked the story pretty well so far, but Bilbo was definitely a girl. So would I please start reading the book the right way? I hesitated. I imagined Tolkien spinning in his grave. I imagined mean letters from his testy estate. I imagined the story getting as lost in gender distinctions as dwarves in the Mirkwood.

Then I thought: What the hell, it’s just a pronoun. My daughter wants Bilbo to be a girl, so a girl she will be. And you know what? The switch was easy. Bilbo, it turns out, makes a terrific heroine. She’s tough, resourceful, humble, funny, and uses her wits to make off with a spectacular piece of jewelry. Perhaps most importantly, she never makes an issue of her gender—and neither does anyone else.

Bilbo Baggins is a girl: Until children’s books catch up to our daughters, rewrite them. (via daxsymbiont)

(via bookbenders)


He looked at her, and being a man whom pity deeply stirred, it seemed to him that her loveliness amid her grief would pierce his heart. And she looked at him and saw the grave tenderness in his eyes, and yet knew, for she was bred among men of war, that here was one whom no Rider of the Mark would outmatch in battle.

He looked at her, and being a man whom pity deeply stirred, it seemed to him that her loveliness amid her grief would pierce his heart. And she looked at him and saw the grave tenderness in his eyes, and yet knew, for she was bred among men of war, that here was one whom no Rider of the Mark would outmatch in battle.

(via meanwhile-at-mondor)

rhymewithrachel:

i know i’ve made this joke like 3 times i’m trash

(via opheliasnorkels)

morgarine:

This isn’t a fucking competition Legolas

morgarine:

This isn’t a fucking competition Legolas

(via hawk-and-handsaw)

The Lord of the Rings: Illustrations by Paul Lasaine

(via lord-of-the-assbutts)

bookbenders:

Lee Pace in the Extended Edition of The Hobbit 

woah diva

accio-cupcake:

Hobbit door cookies (with an icing tutorial!) via  Semi Sweet.


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