“Your hair is red. That’s my second favourite colour.”
“What’s your first favourite colour?”
“Reflective.”
“Is that technically a colour though?”
“It is if I say so. I control words, they don’t control me. Now I imagine you want to touch my muscles. You may want to use both hands, they’re quite large.”
Meeting Gaston is #1 on my bucket list right now
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One time I heard my boyfriend had sex with another girl. So I called and asked him about it and he denied it, so I called the girl and she denied it too, and then I called my boyfriend back and told him that the girl had told me everything and he replied with “it was just one time. It meant nothing.” And then I replied with “fuck you, she didn’t tell me anything.” And that’s still my favorite story to tell.
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remember him?
i actually had forgotten about him
thank you for this
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IM ON THE FREEWAY AND I LOOK OUT AND THIS SASSY MOTHERFUCKER IS JUST WAITING FOR ME TO FUMBLR MY PHONE OUT AND TAKE A PICTURE
That is a companion cube on a Jurassic Park jeep.
When science literally goes too far.
living the dream
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this is my linen closet, *shows you some towels*
and this is my lenin closet *shows you communist propaganda*
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Meet Jeff Wright, a gifted balloon artist and (clearly) a huge fan of the Toy Story series. Jeff created this awesome Buzz Lightyear costume using nothing but an untold number of carefully interwoven balloons.
Click here to watch a brief video of Jeff modeling his suit while impersonating Buzz Lightyear.
Jeff and his wife Rachel are moving to Bolivia to serve as volunteers at the Life Center Orphanage in the city of Cochabamba, where they’ll no doubt be entertain the children with awesome balloon creations like this. Visit their website to learn more about their charitable efforts.
[via Oddity Central]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/6f467bb8701f6cf3161f39d68296c088/tumblr_mm9lkaiWmX1qzfsnio1_500.jpg)
Meet Jeff Wright, a gifted balloon artist and (clearly) a huge fan of the Toy Story series. Jeff created this awesome Buzz Lightyear costume using nothing but an untold number of carefully interwoven balloons.
Click here to watch a brief video of Jeff modeling his suit while impersonating Buzz Lightyear.
Jeff and his wife Rachel are moving to Bolivia to serve as volunteers at the Life Center Orphanage in the city of Cochabamba, where they’ll no doubt be entertain the children with awesome balloon creations like this. Visit their website to learn more about their charitable efforts.
[via Oddity Central]
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